*because there hasn't been enough chaos in the Mansion lately (even though it did explode earlier) and because the typists would probably threaten him with make-up if he didn't do this, Crowley has decided that really, there's nothing more chaotic than a bunch of little kids running around and wreaking havoc ( Read more... )

She stumbles out of the closet. Deeper and deeper she had moved into the place that she thought she might come out in Narnia ( Read more... )

Has anyone seen a crocodile?

The well-stocked cellar of the Mansion is silent except for a faint, steady dripSomewhere a leak has developed. Drop by drop, perfectly good alcohol is trickling onto the floor, forming a slowly growing pool. A problem easily remedied, once it's discovered ( Read more... )

There is a note posted on a wall -- so everyone can see it. (Roger's not about to speak in front of everyone, his voice isn't quite that strong yet) It reads:'As most of you may know, Hallowe'en is this Tuesday. I thought it might be fun if we could go trick-or-treating, or at least take the children trick-or-treating. Feel free to dress up in ( Read more... )

Enter a man. A bookish man without doubt, if we are to judge such things on appearance. The very perceptive might notice something in his black, smoked glass eyes that doesn't quite fit your average academic, but they would put it down to perhaps the reflection of the light in his pince-nez ( Read more... )

As I wish to know whom or what I am speaking to at any given time I ask each and every one of you to please fill out this survey.

Also, if you are of nobility, do comment as well so I know who to properly address as such.

Thank you for your co-operation - and your honesty.

~ Sir Wolfram von Bielefeld. ~

Poll

*The doors to the mansion open slowly, and two redheads can be seen coming through the entrance-way, striding in gallantly*

"Hello everybody! It's your favourite Weasley twin, Fred! Please, please, save your applause. We know, we know--""-- we've been gone for a while. On vacation and all that. You know, tropical beaches, drinks with those little ( Read more... )

Xenophon doesn't make his way out in public too much-- it's generally too much of a hassle-- but when he does, he prefers to do so while experimenting with some instrument. In his opinion, one should never go anywhere without the possibility of experiencing music ( Read more... )

A notice has been posted in the entrance hall of the mansion. Closer examination shows that it it is written in a firm, widely spaced hand, reading:

Lady Tamarind Avourlace is seeking a woman to be her lady-in-waiting. Applicants must be tidy, punctual, efficient, and actually women ( Read more... )